Monkey Society

Monkey Society
Monkey society of Stinky poo poo has survived a nuclear war. Monkey Noobs have, however, only a dim memory of that period and refer Epic it as Tribulation, a time during which mankind had Epic pay for its sins. Although Monkey war happened a long time ago, radiation still contaminates Monkey living world outside Monkey small community. Whenever any evidence of contamination is found within Stinky poo poo , Monkey inhabitants immediately eliminate Monkey offending plant, animal, or?? person. Monkey sEpicry centres around Monkey narraEpicr, Big balls Strorm, his small group of friends who all possess E.S.P., or extrasensory perception, and big ball?s sternly religious family. As a child, big balls has learned Monkey strict morality of his society: ?Watch Thou for Monkey Mutant,? ?Monkey Norm is Monkey Will of God,? and ?Monkey Devil is Monkey FaMonkeyr of Deviation.?









Why You Should Not Feed Wild Animals

Why You Should Not Feed Wild Animals
I remember being a little boy crying as I watched a zoo monkey eat my chocolate ice cream bar. Animal natural instincts are designed for their own survival, which means fulfilling their basic needs, including food and water. They will do anything it takes to get food, learning and adapting from each new experience. US Geological Survey wants to make it very clear to prohibit any feeding of wildlife. I wish to quickly cover three points why you should not feed wild animals. One, feeding wildlife disrupts natural cycles, creating dependencies. Two, it is unsafe for both you and the animal. Three, processed human food is unhealthy for wild animals. If you do your part by not feeding wild animals and letting your friends and family know how important it is, nature will remain in harmony.









Call of the Wild Book Report

Call of the Wild Book ReportCall of the Wild is one of the most famous novels written by an American writer Jack London. If you have not read this book, you should definitely do it, since this is an extremely catchy and thought-provoking novel. Besides, you need to do it if you want to write a worthy Call of the Wild book report. I hope you know the main purpose of writing book reports. In a few words, you have to give your evaluation and point of view on the piece of literature.









Short Story Ideas

Short Story Ideas
Planning to write a short story but don’t know where to begin? Take a look at these important elements you can use for short story ideas.









Wild Birds

Wild BirdsFeeding or watching of backyard birds or wild birds is popularly known as birding. It is one of the popular outdoor activities of people all around the world. Parks, farms and other peaceful areas have become popular habitat of these wild birds everywhere. Growing watching and feeding these feathered friends helps children as well as others to explore the fascinating features of nature at their doorstep itself.









Short Story Ideas

Short Story Ideas
Planning to write a short story but don’t know where to begin? Take a look at these important elements you can use for short story ideas.









Cheetahs in Zoos

Cheetahs in Zoos
Cheetahs in captivity should be left there, not released into the wild, and on the same note cheetahs in the wild should be left there, not brought into captivity. A cheetah in a zoo that is released into the wild may not know what to do, having been cared for by people in an enclosed environment for a number of years and then suddenly thrust out into the wild and on its own may have adverse effects on the cat?s psyche, making it manic or exhibit unpredictable behaviors and endangering the wildlife already there.









Endangered Animals

Endangered Animals
The hybrid spider monkey is a member of the family Cebidae. The hybrid spider monkey grows to almost two feet long, not including the tail. It weighs from ten to fifteen pounds. The hybrid spider monkey is an endangered species due to the fact that it only exists in severely fragmented subpopulations and that there has been continuing decline in the hybrid spider monkey population. The hybrid spider monkey is known for its ability to use its tail as an extra limb. The jaguar is one of the most majestic and mysterious animals in nature. Its spotted fur coat once was a sought-after commodity for the fashion industry. The jaguar has a compact body, a broad head and powerful jaws. It is the largest cat in the Americas. The jaguar measures five to six feet from its nose to the tip of its tail and weighs 140 to 220 pounds (females are slightly smaller). The jaguar is found in South America.









Monkeys

Monkeys range in size from the Pygmy Marmoset, at 140 to 160 millimetres (5-6 in) long (plus tail) and 120 to 140 grams (4-5 oz) in weight, to the male Mandrill, almost 1 metre (3.3 ft) long and weighing 35 kilograms (77 lb). Some are arboreal (living in trees) while others live on the savannah; diets differ among the various species but may contain any of the following: fruit, leaves, seeds, nuts, flowers, eggs and small animals (including insects and spiders).









Monkeys

Monkeys
The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn?t adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta? dropped dead. Kinda? like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.